Kiss My Grits

This morning I was on the phone with one of BFF's Michelle Wells Farmer (maybe you've heard of her). I was multitasking by talking on the phone, making my bed and feeding my kids all at the same time. I made 2 cereal bowls and 2 chocolate milks and carried them to the kids when I heard Dallas. What he said made me turn around with a quickness. Very seriously he says to me "Excuse me, but I didn't order this." I laughed at him and said "This isn't a restaurant, sorry buddy." Michelle heard the exchange and while laughing she says that I should tell him to "Kiss my Grits" (A spectacular reference to one of my old favorite shows, Alice) Of course I do. Dallas looks at me very confused and Addi says "I'll kiss your grits!"