inappropriate

Today was picture day at school. I usually choose this one day to do my hair and look nice. Today was no exception. A 1st grader says to me "Mrs. Prouty, I really like your clothes and how you put them together. I wish my mom dressed like you. She always dresses so inappropriate."

overheard

-So class, what did we learn from the book Pinocchio? Yes, that you should never run away when your dad makes another person
Dallas teaching to his imaginary class

By your face

At church on Sunday Dallas needed to go get a drink of water. Since he's 5 now, I figured I could let him go by himself. Of course, I was a little concerned that when he walked back into the sanctuary, he wouldn't be able to find us, so I told him I would put something at the end of the aisle to see and he could find us that way. He went to get the water and when he came back, he says "I didn't need you to put that there, because I knew who you were because of your face"

No Glittering

"Mommy, you shouldn't glitter"

- Dallas, upon seeing me dump some crumbs out the car window.