From one 5th grade girl to another:
Girl A: When I become an actress, I'm not going to be like Vanessa Hudgens, I'm going to be more like Ashley Tisdale.
Girl B: Ashley Tisdale is good, Vanessa Hudgens is naughty. She put
nudie pictures on the internet.Girl A: Well, she didn't mean to put them on the internet, she sent them on her phone to Zac Efron as a special surprise.
Girl B: Some surprise! Now, the whole world's seen her boobies.
Girl A: Ashley Tisdale would never show her boobies, She's so good that I don't
even know who she dates. Forget it, I want to be Beyonce.
Girl A: Ashley Tisdale would never show her boobies, She's so good that I don't
even know who she dates. Forget it, I want to be Beyonce.
How about none of the above? Wouldn't that be more appropriate?
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